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Scyphus partners telecom giant on an unique project to dumb down the smart phone

Scyphus are working on a project with a large telecommunications company to supply paper cups for the an old invention.

At present the string network is being installed throughout the UK and consumers will need to purchase a paper cup to tie in the end, first test are not as good as expected as the clarity is a little ropey.

Most trade analysts have welcomed this project with much appreciation and enthusiasm, since as per most reports on recent "anguish of the customers about the ever changing technology and the hyper hype created around the smartness of phones" indicate that most people, specially people of a certain age are finding these phones too smart for themselves.

Based on this fall-out and on further reports that a secret association of bankrupt fathers called "friends of the fathers of all phoney teenagers" that maintains utmost secrecy, at par only with secret organisations like those we see often on TV, has been targeting operators that offer new services to their children, this telecom giant has collaborated with Scyphus on a very high budget and till now well guarded R&D project codenamed "Return to Innocence".

Deviating from the R&D, we must also focus on the Defence R &D that's also being undertaken to prevent these parents from attacking these companies any further. Securities have been tightened after one incident of a really bankrupt father of 4 teenagers (2 precocious boys and 2 rich kid styled girls, each having extracted all the recent gadgets available from their only one father ) who has lost it completely and was found pacing back and forth in front of one of these companies head offices in London. His demand was an ultimate war of intelligence and witnesses say that he had a very special set of questions ready for the know-all designers of these smart alec phones, and some say that most of the questions would bring tears to even a bankers hardened eyes.

However, getting back to the jubilations that this post was supposed to showcase on bagging this prestigious project, Scyphus has decided to rather keep it low key, because down here, it was found that most of the staff have kids of similar age groups, and it is yet unknown whether any of the fathers here are already part of any such covert organisations or not.

But in any case, the tin and rope phones of our childhood were pretty awesome, weren't they? kids who used those were in our opinion more ready to face the world than the ones who spend all day fidgeting with the latest gaming consoles and smart phones. 

Disclaimer: This is a spoof and is not intended to hurt any person, or any organisation of any dimension. However, too much smartphone and gaming consoles is indeed a health risk for children, all across the globe. We must help them return to their innocence.


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